Buy yourself something nice, wife.
Me
Hi.
Liam
Sunshine. What are you up to?
Me
Is it silly to say I miss you?
AS A FRIEND.
Liam
Still doodling in your journal, aren’t you?
Me
Yup. Your name is in hearts everywhere.
Maybe I’ll get it tattooed on my wrist.
Liam
You’re obsessed with me. I knew it.
Me
Wait. What’s your middle name?
Liam
Starts with an F.
Me
Fucker?
Liam
Original.
Me
Fed Up?
Liam
Now you’re on the right track.
Me
We’ve been playing tag the last few weeks.
Liam
