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“Hey,” I call out, waving at him. “Long time so see!”
He spins around. His eyes widen when he sees me, the look on his face fucking hilarious. I chuckle because I’ve never seen a person move so fast.
“What are you doing here,” he hisses when he reaches me, glancing back at his curious wife, girlfriend, or whatever the hell she is.
“At your house, you mean?” I shrug and lean against my car. “I dunno. I just thought I’d say hi to your wife, and maybe let her know what a dickwad you are?” I wink at him, my mouth lifting into a grin. “I’m guessing this isn’t baby number one?”
“Look, I’m sorry but she placed the ad,” he says, his voice desperate. “All I did was answer it. Shouldn’t you be having this conversation with her?”
“No, you sick fuck. You showed up unwanted, on my stepsister’s doorstep and then didn’t taking the hint to leave,” I remind him. “Twice, I might add. And now it turns out you’re married?” I laugh. “A real fucking class act.” I pause. “What ad are you talking about?”
“You haven’t seen it?”
He smirks, obviously enjoying that he knows something I don’t. I shift impatiently while he pulls his phone from his pocket. He glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn’t still standing there, then he hands me his phone.
“This.”
He shoves his phone into my hands. I stare at it in disbelief.
No fucking way.
“What in the ever-loving fuck?” I mutter, shaking my head.
Darcy placed this ad? No, this has to be a joke. She’s more vanilla than a sugar cookie. There’s no way in hell she’s into any of this.
“So, you said she’s your stepsister, huh?” I glare at him as he grins like we’re suddenly bros. “Have you two ever …”
I toss the phone back to him and then do what I came here to do. I stare him down until he backs up a few steps.
“What the fuck did you just ask me?” I snarl, getting so close to his face that his pupils expand in fear.
“I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean—”
“If I ever see you anywhere near anyone in my family again, I’ll come right over here and have a nice little chat with your wife,” I say, cutting him off. “Right before she drags me upstairs, so she can see what a real cock looks like.”
I narrow my eyes at him then I step even closer to him. I clench my jaw, knowing full well when I do that the little vein in my neck pops out, making me look way angrier than I really am. Not that I really need it, since I’m pretty fucking pissed.
“Then after that? I’ll slice off your dick.” I grin at him. “Just to make sure you got the message.”
“Message received,” he mutters his face pale. “Trust me.”I’m still laughing to myself when I pull into the parking lot of my apartment building half an hour later. Now I’m at least confident that creep won’t be bothering her again. My amusement quickly fades, along with my good mood, when I reach my parking spot.
“Fuck,” I growl. “Again?”
The chick, who owns the spot next to mine, has a habit of parking so close to the line we share, that I can’t fit because the other side of me is the wall. I’ve never met her, but I know it’s a chick from the extensive teddy bear display she has going on along her back window.
Better not let Darcy know or she won’t be able to control herself.
I chuckle and get out of the car, leaving it in neutral. What the fuck is Darcy doing placing ads like that? If she’s that desperate for some kink, all she has to do is ask me. I walk around to the rear of my car and lean my back against it then I push. It’s easier than I thought to roll it into my space, and I somehow manage to do it without hitting her car—not that she wouldn’t have deserved it.
I survey my work, including the millimeter gap I’ve left between the two cars and nod, proud of myself for achieving what I thought was near impossible. With any luck, making her think twice about being such a selfish bitch.
While I wait for the painfully slow elevator, I dig out my phone because I need to see that ad again, this time without some crazy idiot breathing down my neck. I grin because it’s just as amusing the second time around.
I’m the girl who likes the cock in the back hole. In fact, I’ll take it anywhere you want to put it. I’m into BDSM, voyeurism, and I’ll try anything twice.
There’s also nothing sexier than a guy channeling his inner animal and taking me up the ass while dressed as one. You choose which one—I’m easy ;)
