NEW PAINTER:
not getting paid
MARY:
then I’ll triple it
why are you not getting paid? Is it illegal????
it’s something criminal right?
NEW PAINTER:
no
MARY:
is the Russian mob involved?
NEW PAINTER:
am doing it 2 b nice
MARY:
ah
i see
pro boner
NEW PAINTER:
r u?
a little surprised
MARY:
autocorrect, meant to say pro boner
NEW PAINTER:
got it the first time
MARY:
ugh
autocorrect again
u know what I mean
NEW PAINTER:
actually don’t know
growing concerned
