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"That's not funny," I said, glaring at the teen as he struggled to get up. "I won't stand here and be mocked with pratfalls. If you have something to say to me, contact my lawyer."
I stormed into the house and slammed the door.
Savannah lay collapsed on the sofa, giggling. "That was great, Paige."
I strode across the room and yanked the curtains shut. "What the hell did you think you were doing?"
"Oh, they wouldn't know it was me. Geez. Lighten up." She peeked under the curtain. "He's checking his shoelaces. Like maybe he tripped or something. Duh. Humans are so stupid."
"Stop saying that. And get away from that window. Let's just ignore them and make dinner, okay?"
"Can we eat out?"
"No!"
We ended up eating out.
Savannah didn't railroad me into it. As I was defrosting chicken for dinner, I kept thinking of the people on my lawn, and the more I thought about them, the ang
rier I got. The angrier I got, the more determined I was to not let them upset me ... or, at least, not to let them know they'd upset me. If I wanted to go out to dinner, damned if they'd stop me. Actually, I didn't really want to go out to dinner, but after I made up my mind, I decided to proceed, if only to prove my point.
No one stopped us from driving away. The teenagers filmed our exit, as if hoping my car would transform into a broomstick and take flight. The Salvationists had retreated to their minivan before we made it to the corner, probably grateful for the excuse to sit down.
Savannah decided she wanted take-out from Golden Dragon. The local Chinese restaurant was run by Mabel Higgins, who'd never set foot outside Massachusetts in her life, and, judging by her cooking, had never cracked open an Asian cookbook. To Mabel, bean sprouts were exotic. Her idea of Chinese cooking was American chop suey--A.K.A. macaroni and ground beef.
Unfortunately, other than the bakery, the Golden Dragon was the only restaurant in East Falls. The bakery closed at five, so I had to buy my dinner from the Golden Dragon as well. I decided on plain white rice. Even Mabel couldn't screw that up.
I parked on the street. Most parking in East Falls is curb-side, particularly in the village core, where all the buildings predate the automotive age. I've never mastered parallel parking--I'd rather walk an extra block than attempt it--so I pulled over in the empty stretch in front of the grocer, which had also closed at five.
"Geez, can't you park a little closer?" Savannah said. "We're, like, a mile away."
"More like a hundred feet. Come on. Get out."
She launched into a moaning fit, as if I was asking her to trudge twenty miles through waist-high snow.
"Wait here then," I said. "What do you want?"
She gave me her order. Then I warned her that I was locking her in and did so, with both the car remote and spells.
As I headed back to the car, I noticed an SUV parked behind my Accord and quickened my pace. Yes, I was being paranoid. Yet, considering there were no other cars within a half-dozen spaces of mine, it did seem odd, even alarming. As I jogged toward my car, I saw the face of the SUV driver. Not Leah. Not Sandford. Grantham Cary, Jr.
"Great," I muttered.
I slowed to a quick march and yanked my keys from my purse. Under my breath, I undid the locking spells, then hit the remote unlock, so I could hop in my car without stopping long enough for him to approach me. As I drew near, I heard the soft rumble of his engine idling. I kept my gaze fixed on my car, listening for the sound of his door opening. Instead I heard the clunk of his transmission shifting into gear.
"Good," I said. "Just keep going."
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him reverse to pull out. Then he drove forward. Straight forward, hitting my car with a crash. Savannah flew against the dashboard.
"You son of a bitch!" I shouted, dropping the take-out bag and running for the car.
Cary veered out and tore off.
I raced to the passenger door and yanked it open. Inside, Savannah cupped a bloody nose.
"I'm okay," she said. "I just hit my nose."
I grabbed a handful of tissues from the box behind her seat and passed them to her, then examined the bridge of her nose. It didn't feel broken.
