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We look in opposite directions.
“My truth shouldn’t be conditional,” she whispers.
I take a deep breath. “Neither should your promise.”
By the time we land in Crete, Richards is back from Spinalonga and throwing a party in his presidential suite. Earlier, he tweeted that he was in town, and a bunch of starfuckers brought down the hotel’s glass doors, leaving them shattered on the lobby floor. Then Richards sent some of his staff out to pick up the hottest groupies and invite them up to his suite, making them dispose of their phones at the entrance.
Rory and I walk in on him getting a blow job from a lass while fingering her friend’s arse. Which, naturally, makes Rory roll her eyes and squeeze hand sanitizer into her palm, passing it over to me. I shake my head.
“Not gonna wash my hands until the next time they’re on you.”
“You mean, never?” she asks dryly.
I give her a little smile. Sometimes we say things because they sound right. That’s what she’s doing right now. I think we both know there will be a second time, and soon.
She shivers, and not from the cold, because she hasn’t been particularly cold since she came to Ireland—something I hope she notices. Knowing full well that Richards’ cooperation is what my entire Rory Project depends on, I saunter in, grip the jerk’s shoulder, and yank him from his blow job. The girl is still bobbing her head with an O-shaped mouth when I shove Richards onto the plush leather sofa by the wall, crowding him with my arms crossed over my chest.
“Party’s over. We’re getting back to work.” I kick the sole of his sliders.
He mimics my movements, knotting his arms together, pouting. “Ever been to Thailand, Mal?”
“Can’t say I have.”
“Well, I just came back, and let me tell you, it’s a magical place. I had a lot of time to think about shit.”
He was in Thailand exactly twenty minutes, during which he rode an elephant, made an embarrassing video, and decided to visit Greece on a whim.
“I broke up with my girlfriend—who is a duchess, by the way—and now I’m all about finding the one.”
“Do you think you’re going to find her in a stranger’s asshole?” I ask evenly.
Rory nearly coughs out a lung behind me, a combination of laughter and horror.
“Look,” Richards rolls his pretty-boy, bluest-blue eyes, “you got this writing-songs part under control. You told me yourself that the songs are all done and read—”
This time I cut him off by kicking him in the shin before he’s able to do some serious damage. He shuts up.
“Your boss paid you extra to do this documentary project,” I remind him. “He paid me. He paid Rory. You’re screwing up her work, too. You can burn through money and blow and women all you want after we’re done with this. You have all the time in the world.”
He laughs bitterly. “No one has all the time in the world.”
I don’t want to start explaining figures of speech to him. He is not my spawn. So I just look at him, waiting.
“Anyway, Ireland depresses me,” he whines, throwing an arm over his face like a teenage girl who just found out her crush likes the cock, too. “You live in the middle of fucking nowhere, dude. No offense, but you actually do. It’s, like, scientific.”
“Do you know what the word science means?” I ask, just as Rory slides into the conversation diplomatically.
“If we put a good dent in the project, we can all go somewhere else for a while.” She claps her hands together and appears by my side. “A vacation.”
“Really?” Richards drops his arm, his eyes lighting up.
This feels a lot like we’re his parents, promising him a trip to Disneyland if he makes good grades. Only there’s no way we could conceive someone like him, because I’ve met goats more sophisticated than this man.
I hitch one shoulder up, not correcting Rory’s soon-to-be-broken promise.
Richards frowns. “Sex Slave chick needs to give it to me in writing. I don’t want her to run off with her boyfriend and fuck it up for us.”
I turn around to Rory, but she is no longer standing next to me. I think she got a phone call. Probably her boyfriend whining because he can’t see her after all.
When I turn back to Richards, he’s jumping to his feet, buttoning his jeans, and tucking a joint into the corner of his mouth. He slaps my back.
“Thanks, man. I appreciate you coming to get me. I was getting this weird vibe, you know? Like you didn’t like me very much. Like we didn’t gel.”
He says the word gel like I say the word cunt.
I remove his hand from me. “Couldn’t be farther from the truth.”
Rory
Double shit with a side of crap.
Callum is here. In this building. Checking into a room with the receptionist.
