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Locke: My grandparents had a black-and-white TV.

Locke: But it was a family heirloom! It’s not like we gathered around and watched it every night or anything. I’d just watch Saturday morning cartoons on it sometimes.

Lawson: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS?

Lawson: Fuck, I miss those. We should bring them back.

Lawson: Let’s do a slumber party one Friday night, then eat sugary cereal and watch cartoons on Saturday morning.

Keller: Abso—and I cannot stress this enough—fucking-lutely not. Never. Ever.

Hutch: Gotta go with Keller on this one. I’m not giving up time with my fiancée for you morons.

Hayes: Yeah, no. Besides, I already do Saturday morning cartoons with Flora.

Lawson: Boooooo!

Fox: I’ll watch Saturday morning cartoons with you. Can Lilah come?

Lawson: What? No! This is for the boys only! NO GIRLS ALLOWED!

Lawson: Locke?

Locke: No.

Lawson: WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME SO MUCH?

Fox: We don’t. We love you, Lawsy.

Keller: Speak for your damn self, Foxy.

Lawson: I think this is a perfect plan. Let’s make it happen.

Hutch: Or not.

Hayes: Yeah, no. I’m out.

Lawson: COME ON!

Locke: I’ll pass.

Keller: Do I really need to say it again?

Fox: I’ll still come, Lawsy!

Lawson: Fine. Then Foxy Baby and I will have our OWN slumber party. None of you dicks are invited!

Hutch: Good.

Locke: Perfectly fine with that.

Hayes: Hallelujah!

Keller: Literally none of us are upset about this.

Lawson: By the way, have I told you lately how much I missed you? You guys are, like, my favorite people.

Lawson: Well, aside from Rory.