SERPENTS SINGLES GROUP CHAT
Lawson: Okay, you guys can say it: That goal was fucking epic!
Hayes: It’s preseason. Calm down.
Keller: Damn. Hayesy beat me to it.
Keller: But what he said. It’s preseason. Chill.
Lawson: Easy for you to say. You’d never be able to pull off a goal like that in your life.
Keller: Bullshit.
Lawson: Then prove it. Make it happen against Vancouver.
Fox: No way you’d get that past their goalie.
Keller: Hundred bucks says I will.
Lawson: I will gladly take that bet.
Lawson: Speaking of bets, are we still taking them on when Auden’s going to pop? How many days past her due date is she now?
Hutch: For starters, we are not taking bets on my fiancée and child.
Hutch: And secondly, can you guys shut up? I’m trying to get some rest over here.
Keller: That’s a good idea because you won’t be getting any for a long, long, long time. Like for the next several years.
Lawson: How would you know? You’re not a dad.
Keller: And despite what you tell yourself, you’re not either.
Lawson: For the last freakin’ time, my babies are MY BABIES! Just call me Darth Vader because I am their father.
Hayes: I really hate that that made me laugh.
Fox: Nice reference, Lawsy.
Keller: NERD
Lawson: Nerd who is getting laid regularly.
Fox: OH SNAP
Hayes: *whistles* Damn
Locke: Think he got you there, Kells.
Keller: The fuck you chiming in for, Locke? Unless you’re getting some sort of secret action you’re not telling the rest of us about, hmm?
Lawson: Locke?
Locke: Shut up, Lawson.
Keller: Answer the question, Whitlocke.
Locke: No. Fucking happy?
