Sixty nine of them at least.
But needless to say the fucking, sucking and variety of positions would
be enough to make a Pastor blush.
Joe should know- he was one.
The night was oddly still. The world outside the windows was quiet but
something woke Jacob up.
Sitting up in bed and looking around the room. It was all largely the
same but as his eyes adjusted to the dark, he couldn’t help but feel something was off. It wasn’t until he finally looked to the other side of the
bed that he realized Joe wasn’t there.
A feeling of disappointment rolled over him as he scanned the room
fearing that Joe had abandoned him.
But then, when he turned, he saw that Joe was actually standing,
looking out the window at complete darkness. The shock of itmade him
jump.
“Joe?” He asked- his voice was tired. Joe didn’t respond, he just stared
into the black. Inching out of bed he made his way to Teddy whom he
gently woke with a poke.
“Psst- Teddy-” Jacob whispered.
“I don’t want any hotdogs just give me the strudel.” Teddy muttered. “Teddy!” Jacob jabbed, forcing Teddy awake.
“What! I didn’t do anything!” Teddy squawked.
“Hush!” Jacob urged.
“Wait- what are you?-” Teddy blinked a few times as his eyes adjusted.
“Why’s it so night in here?”
“It’s Joe. I think something is wrong with him.” Jacob urged. “Oh great. You broke him.” Teddy sighed.
“I did not!” He began. “I don’t think. Oh god, I really hope I didn’t.” “You’re damn right you don’t.” Teddy huffed looking over at Joe for the
first time. “What’s the deal with him? Is he awake?”
“I don’t think so. He’s too still. It’s like he’s in a trance or something
and-”
“Hold on- what’s he doing now?” Jacob and Teddy watched as Joe
reached out his arm and grabbed a towel. He picked it up and began to
