@Buzzmightstare: He’s so washed.
@MosleyFanatic: Only bad bitches in the building. Do you know this person?”
“No grandma I don’t.”
“Why I gotta be grandma?”
“Because you act like you don’t know how the internet works. I can’t control fan sites.”
“My bad. I don’t have fan sites.”
“Enjoy that while it lasts. Fan sites, hate sites. Weird emails. People showing up to your place and breaking in.”
“Wait, that’s happened?”
“Yeah, a weirdo broke into my house back in KC and climbed into my bed while I was sleeping.” My voice got higher with every word.
“Aldi you could have been killed.”
“Thank God all she did was grab my dick?—”
“What? Who the fuck is she?” Danessa’s hands balled into fists ready to fight.
“Calm down.”
“How do you fucking know this?”
“Video surveillance.”
“That’s assault. She assaulted you.”
“I pressed charges. Didn’t know what happen until the morning when random shit was missing.”
“Is she in jail because she should be?” Danessa gasped.
“What?”
“@Anika&Dante: I hope there’s a sex tape.” She glanced at me. “You don’t think it’s them, right?”
“No, cause that would be weird.”
“I mean we’re talking about my sister and your newfound best friend.”
“Not too much on the homie,” I joked. “I’m sorry again for all this. I should’ve been smarter about just popping out.” The blogs were having a field day with this story; it had been several days of speculation and deep dives into how Danessa was more into me or vice versa. Random strangers acting like they had the inside track into my relationship was laughable.
“It was bound to come out eventually.”
“Has Jemini called you about all this?”
“She sent me an ‘I told you so’ text. I hate the satisfaction she gets from being right.”
“Let her have this one.”
“I’ve been avoiding her many calls. Must admit it’s weird that everyone thinks we’re a couple.”
“I wonder what gave them that impression?” Those pictures were givingLove Jonesvibes.
Danessa ignored my comment, changing the subject. “Why Arizona?”
