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“Says who?” She had to make herself pull the first item free.
Lifting it from the bag, she stared at it for long minutes. She turned it sideways, upside down, then right side up, and tilted her head as her lips pursed thoughtfully.
“Baby, it’s not rocket science,” Shane assured her as Sebastian snickered, coughed, and tried frantically not to laugh.
She looked up at Shane. “You know,” she said doubtfully, “I really can’t imagine you or Goofy over there actually allowing me to use this on you.”
For a moment Shane’s expression completely cleared.
The butt plug wasn’t overly large, at first. It started out kind of narrow actually. The base was a far different story.
“Alyssa, it’s not for me,” Shane assured her.
She turned to Sebastian, or Goofy. He was dying to completely collapse with laughter. She looked from the toy to him.
“I don’t see Goofy taking it, either.” She looked up at him with complete seriousness. “Who’s it for?”
Sebastian was choking again. If he kept that up she’d hit him on the back. With a chair.
“It’s for you.” He was glaring at her then.
“Well then.” Laying it aside, she turned back to the bag. “What else do we have here?”
She should have kept her mouth shut. One of these days she’d learn.
The black box was too damned big for jewelry, that was for sure. Setting it on the table, she opened it slowly.
She felt the blush move from her toes to her hairline. Before she could catch herself, her eyes widened. Slamming the lid closed, she pushed it and the other toy back into the bag before folding the top over, scared the second item would actually escape and cause some damage.
She cleared her throat.
“Well then…” She couldn’t find anything else to say.
“All you can say is ‘well then’?” Shane was watching her as though he couldn’t believe her reaction.
Sitting back in her chair, she regarded both men for a long, thoughtful moment.
Goofy had his forehead against the counter, his shoulders giving a jerk every few seconds.
“Shane? Sebastian?” She even used a totally reasonable tone of voice.
Sebastian lifted his head, his eyes practically watering.
“Uh-huh?” Shane asked, a bit cautious now.
“What part of ‘virgin’ have the two of you had trouble understanding? Or is it my English? Accent too thick to penetrate or something?” She did not have much of a D.C. accent and she knew it.
Sebastian stumbled. Which was amazing really, because he hadn’t moved from behind the kitchen counter. His expression cleared of every emotion but complete confusion.
Shane just blinked.
“You need to repeat that,” he finally cleared his throat enough to croak the demand.
Alyssa frowned back at both of them. “I don’t stutter, Cowboy,” she reminded him. “Do you really want me to use either of those items? Those would not fit, not with a ton of oil or whatever the hell it is you use with them. Now, I understand a few erotic toys, I really do,” she assured them seriously. “But come on, get me something I can at least lie about and say I use. Right?”
Shane just blinked again.
Sebastian wasn’t laughing anymore at least. He was staring at her. Like she was an alien that had materialized in front of him.
