What the fuck is online??
Who isJabert?
‘Jabert’and‘Rovier’are words fans use to tell other fans they believe Javier and Robert have a very real—very secret—romantic relationship. Incredibly, the girl at the bar just so happens to be one of these people.
The reason Matt’s name is anywhere near this phenomenon is because he crushed the hopes and dreams of thousands of fangirls by daring to be in the bar that night. His crime? Being the third—albeit, mostly cropped out—driver in the viral photo.
of course matthew ruins it all
rip rovier girllies
Who is Robert leaning on?
Matthew, his teammate
ew
But why would it make him gay? Why would Laurent even ask that? Matt isn’t the one commenting on Robert’s flexed biceps or Javier’s ‘sculpted lips’.
Matt keeps scrolling until he stumbles on the full, uncropped image.
It’s… um.
Huh.
In reality, it was probably a pained face, since the flash was bright and his eyes are sensitive. Yeah, that’s all it was.
Still, it looks a little bit like Matt is flushed, giddy to be pulled up, under Robert’s arm. Tucked into his embrace. His eyes closed in what looks like laughter.
The way his shoulder is pulled up makes him look almost dainty, smaller than big, burly Robert, with his strong shoulders and possessive arm. His stance seems even wider than normal, the way he’s turned. Protective, even. He’s got this supermodel smile, the flash reflecting off his teeth like the star of a toothpaste commercial.
