Savory oatmeal
Jellied moose nose
Oreos
Pierogi
Gazpacho
Deep-fried Snickers
Deep-fried butter
Mock crab
Actual crab
Oysters
Rocky Mountain oysters
Canned bread
Dental floss
Tums
Everything McDonald’s has ever served
Ditto KFC
And Dairy Queen
Popcorn
Lutefisk
Alllllllll the sushi
Except fugu
Leeks
Beets
Neeps
A paperclip
Thread
Pez
Peas
CHAPTER EIGHT
When in doubt, double down.“I have a discerning palate! Super-duperdiscerning.”
