“Our love is out of this world.” The little gremlin grins, proud of his witty (and it is) pun-tastic pun. Seriously, way too much time with Luca.
Sighing, Finn bangs his head on the counter. “I thought we were putting all jokes aside?” He sighs. “You’re never letting me live this down, are you?”
Nix shakes his head and dusts his hands off over the sink. “Not like you let that alien live. So…no, not in this universe, sexy.” Checking his invisible make-believe watch, he says, “But hey, will you look at the time?”
It is barely 7:00 PM. Finn had expected a movie for their date night (he’d planned on a rewatch ofSpaceballs) and is therefore surprised when Nix suddenly steals the pizza crust from his hand and sets it aside.
He grabs Finn by the belt loops and drags him toward the stairs.
Finn likes to think he’s no fool—but he still says, “Oh? I thought we were watching a movie?”
Nix wiggles his phone in front of his face, smirking. “Oh, we are.”
Realization hits—Nix has queued up one of Finn’s favorite kinds of homemade movies.
“Oh,” he breathes, lifting Nix easily with his hands under his butt and carrying him upstairs.
“Yeah, but this time, we’re the stars.”
XII
All’s Fair in Love, Bets and Pranks
This takes place when the girls are almost two years old. This porny bit of fun made me laugh when I wrote it, and not just because of the puns. I have no regrets. I hope you love the Luca/Nix shenanigans as much as I do.
Content Warnings
Pranks involving sex
Dressing up
Nipple Play
BDSM
Exhibitionism
Voyeurism
Experiment 1.01 – Subject: Wilde, L.
Title: The Oral Baseline
Measuring Blowjob Efficacy via Ego Rupture
“Mmmm, Luc. That was…wow.” Rowan groans and pulls Luca up from the floor, lifting him onto the counter.
He doesn’t pull back right away—big hands settling on Luca’s knees, massaging away the last of the sting from the hard floor. When he leans in to catch a stray drop of come at the corner of Luca’s mouth, he doesn’t look away.
Luca loves to hear that he’s pleased his mates almost as much as he enjoys tasting thefruitsof his labor.
“Yeah, almost as good as—” Rowan’s eyes go wide as if he’d said something he hadn’t intended—and that he expected to get shit for it.
And he very muchwasabout to get shit for it.
“Excuse me?” Luca almost—sort of—shrieks.
He keeps his voice down—mostly—because he doesn’t need Gideon in here looking to murder someone. Yet. Again.Whatever.
