With honors.
Parker
RUDE.
But true.
Why didn’t Sonny and I just elope? Jane, I’m jealous of you and Tripp.
Jane
I take zero credit for it. Except for the refusal to plan my own wedding. I can come over tonight and help, though!
Parker
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but yes please.
Millie
Whoa. A girl takes twenty minutes to put her daughter to bed and comes back to find Parker asking for help. Did I hit my head on something?
Parker
I’ll hit your head on something …
Ash
Ruh roh. We’ve got feisty Parker.
Jane
Is there any other kind?
ASH
For reals, send me something I can help with, PJ. You know us weirdo creatives love a late night project.
PARKER
ASH’S INSOMNIA FOR THE WIN!
PARKER
Sorry, I meant INZZZOMNIA
MILLIE
*groan*
JANE
I’m going back to sleep.
PARKER
You lovezzz it.
There are so many more, and they’re so funny that it makes me painfully aware of just how much I’m missing.
