SEAN
Why are you letting Nash flirt with your girl all over the internet?
PATTY
She’s not my girl. They can do whatever they want.
SEAN
You know fans keep posting pictures of you as her bodyguard, right?
PATTY
What? Can you see me in them?
SEAN
I can. No one would know it’s you.
PATTY
You sure?
SEAN
Pretty sure. But you knew that was a risk. And it won’t matter soon anyway, right?
PATTY
I don’t know.
SEAN
Because you’re afraid of leaving your girl?
PATTY
You’re embarrassing yourself. You sound like some teeny bopper.
SEAN
And you sound like a boomer. Who are you?
PATTY
I don’t know, man.
How’s the road?
SEAN
It’s been a long haul. These seven-game roadies are a drag.
PATTY
You had good wins against Greenville and St. Louis.
SEAN