Just got home from Virginia. It feels too big and lonely without you.
SEAN
Nothing about that place is too big. Too cramped, is more like it.
KAYLA
You’re missing the point, babe.
SEAN
What point? I think I’m too slow and old to pick up what you’re putting down.
KAYLA
Then I’ll be very clear: I miss you.
SEAN
Hmm. I’m not sure I get it.
KAYLA
I’m lonely without you.
SEAN
Pardon?
KAYLA
I am shriveling up without you.
SEAN
Getting closer…
KAYLA
I can’t sleep without you next to me anymore.
SEAN
I cannot leave this camp fast enough.
KAYLA
I thought that would do the job.
SEAN
Is it bad that part of me wishes I weren’t here at all?
KAYLA
Not if that part just misses kissing me. I’m a great kisser.
If that part is feeling discouraged or defeated, though, I’m sorry.