I stare at my phone, my finger hovering over apps. Oh, right,Beyond Justice.
I open the app, X out of the pop-up screens, navigate right past the main page, and go to our private message thread. Surprisingly, he’s on right now.
GreenArrow11
You’re crazy that you like airports. They are one of Dante’s circles of hell.
GracieLou
“What? But you like everything!” she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
GreenArrow11
All right, sassy pants, that’s enough.
GracieLou
Oh, that’s right, you think everything is a circle of hell. I always get those two confused.
GreenArrow11
Not everything.
Just a lot of things.
Like lines. And mouth breathers. And people who grin at strangers like psychopaths.
GracieLou
Now you’re just being rude. You know I grin at strangers like a psychopath.
GreenArrow11
I guarantee you make it look good.
GracieLou
You can’t know that. For all you know, I’m balding and pick my teeth with a dagger.
GreenArrow11
Right. And?
GracieLou
Haha. You would make a terrible psychopath.
GreenArrow11
Now who’s being rude?
Is it because I’m the first person everyone would guess?
GracieLou
Nah. It’s the charming ones who are always the secret bad guys. The surly ones are always the secret softies.
GreenArrow11
