Page 15 of The Ho-Ho Hook-Up

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ME:Went to bed. Wasn't feeling it.

The dots blink for a split second.

REED: Something happen?

My jaw clenches. They know me too well. Two decades of friendship mean they can read between the lines of even my most carefully crafted deflections.

COLE:Just tired. Long week.

JACE: Bollocks.

REED: Complete bollocks.

JACE:You don't do “just tired.” You do “I'll sleep when I'm dead” and “fatigue is for the weak.”

REED: Spill, Adams.

I run a hand through my hair, staring at the screen. What can I say that won't invite more questions? Questions I'm not ready to answer because I don't know the answers myself.

COLE: Nothing to spill.

JACE:Now I KNOW something happened.

REED:Same. Mr. “I Don't Do Personal Conversations” is being EXTRA tight-lipped. Rookie error, mate.

JACE:You didn’t meet someone, did you?

My heart rate kicks up. I glance at the office door like they might somehow materialise there, able to see straight through me.

COLE: No. Absolutely not.

REED:That was too fast.

JACE:Way too fast. And defensive.

REED:Oh shit. You MET someone.

JACE:NICOLAS ADAMS MET SOMEONE. Are you feeling well, mate?

REED:Someone call a doctor…oh wait

JACE:Who is she? What's she like? Is she as boring and colour-coded as your calendar?

REED:Does she know about your psychotic need to alphabetise things?

JACE:Does she also enjoy long walks through spreadsheets and romantic evenings with tax documents?

COLE:You two are so fucking juvenile.

JACE:You didn't deny it.

REED:He DIDN'T deny it.

JACE:This is monumental. Earth-shattering. Someone alert the press—oh wait, they're busy making up lies about me.

REED:Seriously though, mate. Good for you.

JACE:Yeah. About fucking time.