I can’t believe this didn’t occur to me earlier
8:59p.m.
Josh:Oh great. Her suggestion for a second date is a halotherapy salt room.
She says I need to cleanse my respiratory tract.
Ari:Is she into women?
Where are you btw
Josh:An oyster bar “partially owned by Zach Braff.”
She brought her own food.
Where are you?
Ari:Burp Castle
b/c apparently men need to prove that they enjoy obscure beer or it’s not a real date
Josh:I like that place. It’s quiet. You can bring a book.
Ari:you WOULD like a bar where the employees dress like monks and shush the customers
Cute bartender tho. He has the aura of a quieter Jason Mantzoukas
God. now there’s a great voice
9:07p.m.
Josh:Her practice is rooted in a “mind-body-soul perspective.”
I need to leave.
Ari:Use your Plato material!
She’ll love it
Josh:You’re really going to sleep with a couple?
What if this affects their marriage?
Ari:they messaged ME!
Clearly you haven’t experienced an extra set of hands
9:16p.m.
Ari:Oh no
Oh god
the guy’s real passion iS hOstINg TrivIA niGHtS
Josh:Fuck.
Ari:it just so happens he’s hosting trivia tonight
