An expletive
Something found in a glove compartment
A verb ending in-ed
A type of hat
A flavor
A crime
A safe word
The Story:
It all started when I was(1)in a van shaped like(2)’s(3). I accidentally sat on a(4)covered in(5), which summoned my alter ego,(6).
Naturally, I(7)a(8)out the window and screamed something(9)at a passing(10). That’s when the cops showed up—riding(11)unicorns and powered by sheer(12).
I tried to escape by making the sound(13)and sacrificing a(14)made entirely of(15), but it was too late. They cuffed me and yelled, “(16), what’s that smell?!”
They searched my pockets and found(17), which only made them more suspicious. I was(18)straight into a(19)full of old cheese and(20)regret.
Now I’m on trial for(21), and the judge just asked for my safe word. I looked him dead in the eye and whispered:
(22).
Let’s Get Our Hallowienie On!
A Bitches Costume Party
McCormick struts across the court in his full-body hot dog costume, chest out, mustard stripe proudly displayed. He’s not even pretending to hand out candy. No, he’s flinging individual ketchup and mustard packets at people like they’re blessings from the gods of processed meat.
