Rule broken: “No vulgar language.”
Invented new swear words mid-sentence. A marvel, truly.
Rhett brought in boiled eggs again.
Rule nearly broken: “No making fun of other people’s food choices.”
Group held it together for 4 minutes. Then Stiles gagged and said it smelled like “yolked-up sorrow.”
Stiles made a crack about Jax’s bike having “performance issues.”
Rule broken: “No making fun of other people’s motorcycles.”
Jax didn’t respond. Just stared. For five whole minutes. Terrifying.
18:15 – Share Circle
Stiles:
Talked for 10 full minutes about getting fired from his job at the vape shop for “borrowing” 400 glow sticks and “maybe possibly ghosting the register.”
Key Quote:“What is employment if not just trauma in khakis?”
Mental Note: Ask Stiles for proof that he owns khakis.
McCormick:
