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“But surely your influence—”
“One has no influence over knaves who leap out of alleys in the dead of night. You forget of whom we speak. Besides, if he has made a laughingstock of me in his curst story, I will have as much influence in the world as the coal scuttle. As usual, the Devil holds all the winning cards. You will go to Brighton or I shall cut off your allowance.”
Chapter Eight
While Lord Berne was quarrelling with his father, Delilah was confiding in hers. Until the viscount had appeared at church, she had not permitted herself to consider his scheme seriously. Now she was forced to consider it, but she wished to have her father’s perspective as well.
When she was done, Mr. Desmond leaned back comfortably in his chair and acknowledged that Lord Berne’s was an interesting approach to the problem.
“It is brilliant, Papa,” she answered. “I only wish you could have seen the parishioners today. They were positively agog. Even Aunt Millicent was impressed. Lord Berne’s reputation must be far worse than I thought, if one appearance at church could cause such a stir. Still, I cannot help but question his motives. Though it seems a deal of trouble to go to, I do wonder if he only wants to win my trust so he can seduce me.”
“That’s simple enough,” said her father. “Don’t get seduced.”
She did not appear to hear him. Her brow furrowed.
“I find your expression ominous, Delilah,” said Mr. Desmond. “You are hatching something, and I am certain it is mischief.”
She was staring at the carpet, and when she spoke, it was as though she were simply thinking aloud.
“Not being seduced is simple,” she said. “What is difficult is maintaining his interest. He is reputed very fickle.” Absently she rose from her chair and began pacing the room. “If it could be done, he might be brought round—eventually. But is there time—and is he worth the effort, I wonder? Still, he will be Earl of Streetham one day and—” She glanced at her father, who was watching her with every evidence of amusement.
“He is very beautiful, Papa. That we must admit.”
“I am sure there is not a prettier fellow in the kingdom.”
“He is exceedingly conceited,” she went on, “yet he is amusing. He is rather wild—”
“Very wild.”
She bit her lip. “Well, I’d rather not marry some dull, conventional fellow if I can help it. I should be bored to death and driven to some atrocity sooner or later, I know it. At any rate, Lord Berne is at hand and wishes to pursue me. I think I may let him do so... until I catch him,” she finished with a faint smile.
“And if you do not?” her papa enquired.
She shrugged. “Then I’m no worse off than before. I’ll go to London with my aunt as planned and try to catch someone else.”
Mr. Desmond gave a theatrical shudder. “Such a cold-blooded creature you are, my dear. Whenever you begin making wedding plans I feel I have entered a damp, chilly dungeon. No more, I beg you.”
He rose from his chair and crossed the room to her. “Your aunt is napping,” he said. “If I swear the servants to secrecy, will you indulge your aged parent in a game of billiards?”
Her smile broadened into a mischievous grin. “I promise to trounce you soundly.”
“I shall see that you don’t. You know, while we are on the tiresome subject, I ought to remind you of his parents. Your behaviour must be most circumspect if you wish to enslave them as well. I’m afraid that will tax your patience.”
“I will do my part not to make a scandal, Papa,” she said with some indignation. “I only wish you would do yours. Something must be done about that odious Mr. Atkins.”
“Leave him to me. If worse comes to worse, and he proves recalcitrant, we shall simply burn the manuscript.”
“Actually, I begin to think we should do so immediately.”
“So confident of your viscount, eh?” Mr. Desmond offered’his daughter his arm.
As she took it she said, “It would be one less worry.”
“My dear, a single young lady has only one true worry, which is not getting seduced. All you need do is not believe anything an idle young man says until he says it before the parson and witnesses, pursuant to placing a ring upon your finger.”
She squeezed his arm affectionately. “I will remember, Papa,” she promised. “Now—to battle.”
***
Lord Berne spent his first day in Brighton dutifully inhaling the salt air during a restless walk upon the Steyne. In the usual way of things, he would have promptly banished Miss Desmond’s image by fixing on one closer to hand. The circumstances were not usual. He had not wandered away on his own caprice, but had been sent away against his will, like a naughty child ordered to bed without his supper. Now, precisely like a spoiled child, Lord Berne wanted no other treat but the one denied him.
Consequently, he persuaded himself there was no other female upon the earth as desirable as Delilah Desmond; that, furthermore, he had never loved before, all the rest being puerile infatuations.
That her image haunted him (at least twice a day) proved beyond doubt he’d come upon the grand passion of a lifetime. Yet what had he done? He’d scurried off to Brighton because his father threatened to stop his allowance. An idle threat. Lord Streetham had too much pride to allow his son to wander about the kingdom on foot, in rags, like a beggar.
Meanwhile Lord Berne’s beloved would have concluded he’d abandoned her—that he was a worthless, unreliable knave. She must not.
Lord Berne hastened back to his lodgings and penned a very long letter full of bad grammar and execrable verse, in the course of which he claimed to be called away to sit by the sickbed of a friend. Then he ordered his curricle and posted off to Rye.
In the country, one day can be so tediously like all the rest that the smallest piece of news becomes a nine-days’ wonder. All the same, few of Lady Potterby’s neighbours could work up much excitement about Squire Pegham’s sow’s difficulties in labour and the consequent suffocation of three of her numerous offspring. This local sensation was cast entirely in the shade by the bizarre behaviour of Lord Berne.
Streetham Close might be twenty-five miles away, but Lord Berne’s periodic sorties into the Rossingley environs and the feminine devastation he left in his wake had made him a common foe. The local gentry were therefore mightily curious about the young lady who had (if reports were to be believed) so far subjugated this enemy as to lure him to church, where—and this was utterly confounding—he had not nodded off at once. He had capped this miracle by pledging a large sum of money for repairs to a church not even in his own parish, thus sparing the Rossingley parishioners the disagreeable necessity of reaching into their own pockets.
All this he had done, it was said, in an effort to overcome Miss Desmond’s prejudices against him. Miss Twiggenham herself had heard him say as much, having on Sunday been placed by an accidental though fortunate conjunction of circumstances close enough to overhear his lordship’s remarks. Miss Twiggenham’s evidence was strengthened by Mrs. Blenkly’s avowal that Lord Berne had said practically the same thing to the minister.
In short, as Lord Berne had predicted, and more speedily than even he could have guessed, Rossingley developed a lively interest in Miss Delilah Desmond. Lady Potterby was besieged daily by callers, all of whom had hitherto been studiously unaware of the Desmonds’ entry into the neighbourhood.
They came primarily out of curiosity and went away still curious. Admittedly Miss Desmond was handsome. All the same, Lord Berne had his pick of not only rustic beauties, but Society’s most dazzling Incomparables. There must be something more than her looks.
