Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Although, that could also be because I feel like I haven’t had a proper shit in weeks.
Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:You poor thing! I have some tea for you! Maybe Warden Tenn can come and get it on his slicer…
Incoming Tablet Communication Jolene MacDonald:I’m sure Zohro has something as well! He’s got a whole pregnant human lady pantry stocked in the surgical suite, I swear.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Shiloh Jean-Baptiste:Oh! It’s you who’s pregnant, Darcy! Congratulations!!!
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Thank you, thank you. I feel like hot garbage, and my sweet, idiotic husband is going absolutely bananas (and he was not entirely unfruitlike to begin with) but we’re really happy.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Jolene, send me another Autumn pic. Remind me all the puking I did today was worth it.
Incoming Tablet Communication Jolene MacDonald:Image loading
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Oh yeah. That’s the good stuff. Right to the hormones.
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:I cannot believe how big she’s getting! It seems like just yesterday we were having that group video call when you were pregnant!
Incoming Tablet Communication G. Jaya:Autumn is an absolute unit. Look at those cheeks! LOOK AT THOSE ROLLS! What are you feeding her?
Incoming Tablet Communication Jolene MacDonald:Haha. Still just breastmilk!
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:So cute. So big. And she’s only got human DNA. How fucking big is mine gonna be??? If it’s got a big-ass head like Fallon’s, I am cooked. I will take condolences on the state of my vagina now, ladies.
Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:I know you’re joking, Darcy. But you don’t need to worry. You’re going to be well taken care of!
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Who said I was joking…
Incoming Tablet Communication Jolene MacDonald:Tasha’s right! Zohro is going to take good care of you! And any other future ladies in this position!
Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:Actually, it probably won’t just be Zohro. Now that we know pregnancy is possible, and also just to help deal with any other health issues that come up, Tenn, Warden Hallum, and I have petitioned the empire for the budget for another program employee. We want to bring a human OBGYN out here to establish an office in Warden Hallum’s province. Then, there will be two doctors available. I think this is best, since we are all so spread out. I’m not sure exactly when she’ll arrive, but it’s in motion.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:She? She’s a lady?
Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:We haven’t actually hired someone yet. Butyes. It will be a woman.The Imperial Justice Committee of Zabria wouldn’t allow us to bring a human male here in any kind of permanent capacity.
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:That fucking committee and their arbitrary fucking rules.
Incoming Tablet Communication G. Jaya:Maybe they’re hoping a woman working here might end up married to somebody.
Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:I would not be surprised if that had factored into their decision. But either way, it will be a professional appointment. She won’t require a husband to stay here. Warden Hallum will be working with her, getting her all set up. Probably sometime in the spring.
Incoming Tablet Communication Jolene MacDonald:I gotta go, everybody. Autumn needs her bedtime feed and then I’m going to go relax with Zohro. It was great to e-meet you, Shiloh!
Outgoing Tablet Communication Shiloh Jean-Baptiste:Thank you! Goodnight!
Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Goodnight, mama. Get some rest!
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Night, JoJo. Thank you for the Autumn pic. Her gloriously fat little face truly is sustaining me during this trying time of pukery.
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Between Autumn’s cuteness and that amazing winter scene that Shiloh painted, our chat has got so many nice images in it tonight!
Incoming Tablet Communication G. Jaya:Seriously. I still can’t get over that painting, Shiloh. You definitely need to replace my dick drawing in the Zabrian Boy Book.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Shiloh Jean-Baptiste:Well…I don’t exactly have a reference to paint something like that…
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Haven’t banged your man yet?
Incoming Tablet Communication G. Jaya:Who even is your man, Shiloh? We haven’t heard anything from Tasha about a wedding yet. My first day here, Warden Tenn made me marry Oaken before the sun went down!
