“I’m sorry I hurt you, Seth. And I’m really glad you’re here.” I give him a small smile before turning and heading for my car.
He doesn’t say anything, doesn’t try to stop me. I don’t turn around and I don’t look back, just shut myself in my car and drive home, wondering if there will ever come a time when we stop walking away.
18
There are few things worse in life than finding out your ex is seeing someone new.
—Lana Parker, “You Were Too Good for Them Anyway”
#LANAVSSETH
COREY:@Rob, where are this week’s scores? This is way more important than whatever dumb sportsball thing is happening!
ROB:Sheesh. It’s been two days. Chill out.
Seth: 153 Lana: 149
COREY:Yes, girl! Get those points!
TESSA:What are you two writing for this week?
LANA:I’m working on my speed-dating recap.
COREY:Oooooooooo, give me all the deets please!
LANA:What is the point of me writing the article if I tell you everything it’s going to say first?
COREY:You’re no fun.
@Seth, give me some hot goss. I’m bored.
SETH:Not much hot goss to be had, I’m afraid.
My article this week will be about deleting Tinder and my booty-call phone numbers.
ROB:Pour one out for the loss of the booty calls.
JAMES:Yeah, I actually feel your pain on that one.
SETH:Thanks, guys, I appreciate the support.
LANA:
SETH:Though I do have a second date planned for this week. Might even convince her to go on date three.
LANA:You have a date this week?
SETH:Yes?
LANA:After speed dating, you made a date?
SETH:Yes?
LANA:With Jessica?
SETH:Do you actually want to be having this conversation right now?
COREY:What happened at speed dating?
