Today I will zoom in on myonemarriage, and the only wedding I plan to have.
My mom crosses the carpeted floor, her dyed red hair styled in a stunning updo, clearly professionally done. She flicks a hand lightly against a few wisps, drawing attention, silently fishing for compliments.
“You look great,” I assure her.
“Thanks. The mother of the bride should look stunning.”
Olive rolls her eyes.
“But do you think I should add this white ribbon to my hair?” she asks.
“No. White is for the bride, Mom,” Olive answers.
Mom ignores her, then parks her hands on my shoulders and plants a kiss on the top of my head. Karissa snaps her gaze up from the front of my hair. “Careful, there. Don’t want to knock a hair out of place. Just let me finish.”
Mom pulls away, scoffing. “I didn’t mess it up. I just gave her a kiss.”
Karissa shoots Mom a sympathetic smile. “Of course you didn’t mess it up. But we want the bride’s hair to be fabulous.”
“Her hair looks perfect,” my mom says, bristling, as Karissa silently returns to her work.
The suite goes quiet. Too quiet.
My friends know not to argue with someone who’s always right.
But my mother can slice through any silence with her voice. “Anyway, let me know what else I can do as the mother of the bride,”she says to the room. Then, to me in the mirror, she adds, “Since, apparently, I can’t give you away.”
Again? We’re doing thisagain? “Because no one is giving me away,” I say calmly. I’m opting out of some rituals. “Just like I don’t have a dowry. Just like we both have engagement rings.”
“And I disagree. Your father and I should give you away. Wouldn’t that be fair? Aren’t you a feminist?” Mom asks, like feminist is the equivalent of a nose-picker.
But I won’t take her bait.
“Sometimes I am. Mostly on Wednesdays. On Wednesdays, we smash the patriarchy,” I say with a shrug.
Olive snickers.
Jillian reins in a laugh.
Emerson just smiles.
“But it’s Saturday,” my mother points out, flummoxed.
I sigh. “I know. It’s a saying. My point is,thisis what I want.” I won’t let her win this battle. This is her tenth time trying. “I’m paying for the wedding myself. No one is giving me away. I’m an independent woman. I’m good with this, Mom. The only thing I want that I didn’t get is axe-throwing at the reception.”
She scoffs at me. “Who would do axe-throwing at her wedding?”
“Who wouldn’t? It’s crazy fun.” I had suggested it to Silvio for the reception, but he politely declined. He also politely declined my suggestion that we have a small wedding by the Pacific Ocean, then do bowling and sushi with our closest friends. But hey, I can’t complain about the Legion of Honor and champagne. Or a honeymoonin Dublin, visiting the countryside to take pics, rather than Kauai doing an adventure tour.
“I doubt it’s that enjoyable,” Mom says about the axe-throwing.
“We’ll go do it together sometime, Mom,” I offer as an olive branch. I’m in the mood to spread love, not spew snide. “I swear, you’ll enjoy it more than giving me away.”
“Fine. Don’t let me give you away. I’ll survive,” Mom says as Karissa runs a brush down my bangs, giving them a wispy look. “But I ask you this, darling—are you one hundred percent sure you want to marry Silvio?”
I flinch and hold up a hand to ask Karissa to stop. Then I turn around in the chair, eyeing the redhead who raised me. “Why are you asking this now?”
Olive wheels around from setting the smelly sunflowers on a table. “Yes, Mom. Why?”
