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The green checkered set especially

Me

Can we please focus? I need pictures of our old garden in Rosedale.

Gramp Stamp

Dr. Thomas is handsome a handsome woman.

Sister In Law, Esq.

Adrien

She’s retired but still maintains a license to keep you on as a patient. Just saying.

Me

Wait, she’s retired? How old is she?

Gramp Stamp

Dr. Thomas is a handsome woman.* Fart fingers.

Fat*.

Adrien

She’s 71

Dad

Alice. Where the heck have you been?

Sister In Law, Esq.

FYI for Alice - apparently Handsome Woman Dr. Thomas has been making A LOT of house calls recently.

According to your mom, the last time she was there she asked to see his gramp stamp.

Me

Excuse me??

Adrien

He showed her.

Me

EXCUSE ME????

Adrien

They went to his office and closed the door.

Me

Robert, how many times do I have to talk to you about slut behavior.