Why the fuck would you do that? Pretty sure that dude fucks with his phone in his hand.
Dillan
That sounds about right.
Asher
That sounds complicated... but hey, I’m always up for a challenge.
Lilah
I set you up with him because he doesn’t know anyone in town, and he’s gorgeous. He’s also successful, incredibly sweet, and kind to me.
Dillan
Because he wants to screw you.
Lilah
He does not.
Noah
Yeah, he does.
Lilah
Again, sitting across from you.
Dillan
You owe me.
Lilah
I’m so sorry, Dillan. I had no idea.
Asher
You’re too nice, Lilah.
Dillan
Hey!
Asher
Not to you. To everyone else. Five bucks says this guy asked to be set up with you, Dillan.
Lilah
He did.
Noah
Next time, say no.
Dillan