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Lucien handed the basket of bread to Régine, who had been working the counter. “We need to hire a kid for Maman to hit with the baguette,” he said. “You were supposed to have children by now for just that reason.”
Régine looked at her brother, aghast that he would say such a thing, and without her saying a word, Lucien knew he had hurt her feelings.
“I’m sorry, ma chère,” he said. “I am a cad.”
“Yes,” she said.
She was about to elaborate on just what variety of cad he was when someone at the counter snarled, “Bread!”
Lucien looked over to see a bowler hat floating just over the counter, and beneath it, the simian visage of the Colorman.
Lucien took his sister by the shoulders, kissed her on the forehead, then steered her through the curtain into the back. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Now, please, for the love of God, stay back here.”
Lucien came back through the curtain wearing a big smile. “Bonjour, monsieur, how may I help you?”
“You are the painter, no?” said the Colorman.
“I am the baker,” said Lucien, extending his hand over the counter, “Lucien Lessard.”
The Colorman shook Lucien’s hand while squinting at him and tilting his head, as if trying to lever his way past Lucien’s smile to the lies behind it, or so it felt to Lucien. What was he doing here?
“I am the Colorman,” said the Colorman. “I sell color.”
“Yes, but what are you called? Your name?” said Lucien.
“The Colorman.”
“But what is your surname?”
“Colorman.”
“I see,” said Lucien. “How may I help you, Monsieur Colorman?”
“I know where the girl is.”
“What girl?”
“The girl in your painting. Juliette.”
“I’m sorry, monsieur, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t have a painting of a girl and I don’t know any Juliette.”
The Colorman considered him again, tilted his head the other way. Lucien was trying to radiate innocence. He tried to assume the beatific look he’d seen on the Renaissance Virgin Marys in the Louvre, but he only succeeded in looking as if he were being touched inappropriately by the Holy Ghost.
“Two baguettes, then,” said the Colorman.
Lucien exhaled with relief, then turned to retrieve the loaves and heard the bell over the door ring. When he turned back with the baguettes in hand, Le Professeur was standing behind the Colorman.
“Bonjour, Lucien,” said the Professeur.
“Bonjour, Professeur,” said Lucien. “Welcome home.”
The Colorman looked from Lucien to the improbably tall and thin Professeur, then back to Lucien, then blinked.
“Excuse me,” said Lucien. “Professeur, this is the Colorman. Monsieur Colorman, this is the Professeur.”
The Professeur offered his hand to shake, and the Colorman just looked at it. “Your first name is ‘The’?” He seemed disturbed.
“Émile,” said the Professeur. “Professeur Émile Bastard.”
