ME
You’re pretty everyday, Princess.
BREE
Smooth.
ME
Let me see you and I’ll confirm.
BREE
Now you’re just asking for pictures?
ME
Figured it was worth a shot.
BREE
[selfie of her in her office]
ME
Those glasses fuckingkill me.
BREE
Is that a good thing?
ME
A very good thing.
I’m hard right now.
BREE
Inconvenient since you’re not here.
ME
What would you do if I were there?
BREE
Are you…trying to sext me right now?
ME
Is it working?
BREE
I’m at work.
ME
