Page 109 of My Fake Highland Wedding Disaster

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— And I feel terrible about it, Jane says quickly, stepping forward. I promise I’ll have it repaired by the best tailor in Scotland. And if it can’t be fixed, I?—

She falters, searching for a way to make up for the irreparable.

My grandmother steps in, saving us with impeccable timing.

— Oh, come now, Isobel, she says lightly. I remember quite well the evening you spilled an entire tray of punch on Laird McDonald’s ceremonial robe. No one is perfect—especially not during their first Scottish dance.

A few quiet laughs ripple through the crowd. My mother actually blushes.

— That was different, Maggie protests.

— How? You were shaking with nerves—just like Jane today. And I don’t recall old McDonald humiliating you in front of an audience.

She turns to the musicians and claps her hands.

— Play, gentlemen! The ball has only just begun.

As if by magic, the music resumes—this time a waltz, simpler and more forgiving. Guests disperse, the tension dissolving.

My mother retreats, defeated but far from appeased, muttering something about changing her dress.

I turn to Jane, who still looks shaken.

— I’m so sorry, she whispers, staring at the floor. I didn’t mean to cause a diplomatic incident.

— Hey, I say gently, lifting her chin. You didn’t do anything wrong. These dances are difficult even for those of us who grew up with them.

— Your mother hates me now. Even more than before.

— She’ll recover. And if she doesn’t, we’ll send Hamish to chew through her favorite dresses.

A small smile finally appears.

— Come on.

I lead her out onto the terrace.

— You defended me, she says softly once we’re outside. In front of everyone. Against your mother.

— Of course I did. You’re my wife.

The words come out with a conviction that surprises even me. The contractual nature of our marriage suddenly feels very far away.

— Technically, I’m your wife because of the contract, she reminds me.

— Technically, maybe. But right now…

The words fail me.

— Right now? she prompts.

— Right now, I’d like to dance with my wife, I say finally, offering my hand. A simple dance this time. No aerial maneuvers. What do you say?

She hesitates, then places her hand in mine. I pull her close.

— I think I’ve exhausted my dance skills for the evening. I can’t guarantee your toes will survive.

— I’m willing to take that risk.