Page 114 of My Fake Highland Wedding Disaster

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She turns to Keira.

— Keira, my dear… that T-shirt is… colorful.

— Isn’t it? Keira beams. I thought it might brighten the mood. You know, to compensate for certain presences that tend to darken the atmosphere.

I nearly choke, while Callum clears his throat loudly. Isobel shoots her daughter a glare, but Heather remains perfectly composed.

— Still as direct as ever, Keira.

Jamison announces that tea is served, and we all move out onto the terrace. I end up seated between Keira—thank you, seating gods—and Maggie, while Heather is strategically placed between Isobel and Callum.

It feels like a chess match. With scones.

— So, Jane, Heather begins after polite weather talk (apparently mandatory in Scotland), I understand you’re an actress in Hollywood?

She saysactressandHollywoodlike they’re contagious diseases.

— That’s right, I reply. Mostly supporting roles, but I’ve had some interesting projects.

— Fascinating. I’ve always admired people who devote their lives to pretending to be someone else.

Ouch. First point to Lady Perfect.

— Well, not all of us inherit titles and trust funds, I shoot back smoothly. Some of us have to work for a living.

Keira nearly snorts into her tea, while Callum looks at me with something like surprise—and admiration. Heather, however, doesn’t flinch.

— Of course. I completely understand. My work with the foundation is quite demanding as well. We preserve Scottish cultural heritage—something essential to families like the McGregors.

She places a delicate hand on Callum’s arm, and suddenly I’m considering testing my aim with a fork as a projectile.

— Callum has always been so generous with our foundation, she adds. He understands the importance of protecting our shared heritage.

Ourshared heritage.

Every word is a carefully aimed dagger. And suddenly I feel it—what she wants me to feel. That I don’t belong. That I’m an outsider.

— Heather leads the Celtic artifacts conservation department, Isobel adds proudly. Her work is remarkable.

— Really? I ask, genuinely curious despite myself. What kind of artifacts?

Heather hesitates, just slightly.

— Jewelry, ritual objects, manuscripts, primarily. We recently acquired a collection of ninth-century Celtic brooches—absolutely fascinating.

— I’d love to hear more, I say.

— Jane has always had an interest in history, Callum adds, glancing at me in a way I can’t quite read. Haven’t you, darling?

Thatdarlingnearly makes me choke.

— Absolutely, sweetheart, I reply sweetly, enjoying his flicker of surprise. Ancient civilizations are fascinating.

— Well, you should visit our museum in Edinburgh, Heather suggests. Callum could take you. He knows it very well, don’t you, Cal?

Cal.

Cal.