Page 161 of My Fake Highland Wedding Disaster

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I can’t help but stifle a laugh. Unexpected twists? That’s a British understatement if I’ve ever heard one—like calling the apocalypse “a bit of bad weather.”

Callum gently squeezes my hands, his gaze never leaving mine as the pastor continues speaking about love, commitment, and the mysterious paths fate sometimes takes.

— Callum and Jane have chosen to write their own vows, the pastor finally announces. Callum, would you like to begin?

My husband—my real husband this time, not just on paper—pulls a small card from his pocket. His hands tremble slightly, and it moves me more than I can say. The Callum from a year ago never would have let a hint of vulnerability show.

— Jane, he begins, his voice steady but emotional, when you came into my life, everything was planned, organized, predictable. I had clear goals, proven methods, and a well-defined vision of my future. And then… there was you.

He pauses, a smile tugging at his lips.

— You, with your contagious enthusiasm, your constant humor, your ability to turn every disaster into an adventure. You burst into my orderly world like a hurricane in high heels, tearing through every carefully laid plan, forcing me to rethink everything I thought I knew about life, about love, about myself.

Soft laughter ripples through the crowd, and I feel my cheeks flush.

— I married you for reasons that seemed perfectly logical at the time. A practical arrangement, beneficial to both of us. What I didn’t anticipate was how essential you would become to my happiness. How every day by your side would make the very idea of a life without you not just sad—but unimaginable.

His voice wavers slightly, and I draw in a deep breath to keep my own tears at bay.

— Today, I’m not simply renewing vows spoken before a pastor. I’m making you a new promise—deeper, truer. I promise to love you unconditionally, to support you in all your dreams, to build with you a life filled with adventure and laughter. I promise to be your partner, your friend, your confidant—and sometimes, when the situation calls for it, the man who stops you from causing diplomatic incidents with neighboring clans.

That last remark sparks a wave of laughter, a clear reference to a recent disagreement over property boundaries—and my, let’s say… rather direct approach to inter-clan diplomacy.

— I love you, Jane Elizabeth Carter-McGregor. Not because a contract tells me to—but because my heart leaves me no other choice.

There are emotional sniffles in the crowd, and I fight not to completely fall apart. I never would have imagined Callum capable of such eloquence, such a declaration.

— Jane, it’s your turn, the pastor prompts gently.

I swallow, suddenly nervous. How do you follow that? I take out my own card, but at the last second, I slip it back into my bouquet and decide to speak from the heart.

— Callum, I begin, when we first met, I thought you were the most exasperating, rigid, and thoroughly Scottish man I had ever encountered.

Laughter ripples through the crowd, and Callum smiles.

— You were like those Highland castles—imposing, impressive from a distance, but terribly cold and unwelcoming up close. Or at least, that’s what I thought.

I tighten my grip on his hands, drawing courage from his steady gaze.

— What I didn’t know then was that there was so much more beneath the surface. That behind that façade of the perfect boss and responsible heir was a man who is deeply loyal, incredibly caring, and capable of a love so intense it could warm all of Scotland through the harshest winter.

I pause to breathe, trying to steady the emotion threatening to break my voice.

— Our story didn’t begin like a fairy tale. It was a contract. An arrangement. A business transaction. But somewhere between our arguments over the ideal temperature for the castle, your lessons on McGregor history, and that storm that trapped us in a certain cabin…

I let the sentence trail off and see Callum’s eyes darken at the memory. Ewan nudges him with a knowing grin, drawing a few amused chuckles from the crowd.

— Somewhere in the middle of all that, I fell hopelessly in love with you. And today, I promise not to be the perfect Scottish wife—let’s be honest, that battle was lost from the start—but to be perfectly myself, with you and for you.

I take a deep breath.

— I promise to keep shaking up your well-ordered life—but in a way that makes it richer, brighter, more alive. I promise to love you in your strength and in your doubts, to celebrate your successes and lighten your burdens. I promise to laugh with you, dream with you, and even learn to appreciate haggis for you… although I may need a little more time on that last one.

Laughter rings out again, and even Isobel—once so cold—smiles.

— I love you, Callum James McGregor. And unlike most roles I’ve played, being your wife is one I want for the rest of my life.

A tear slides down his cheek, and he doesn’t even try to hide it. It might be the most moving thing I’ve ever seen—this proud man, usually so controlled, letting himself feel everything in front of the people he loves.