Page 53 of My Fake Highland Wedding Disaster

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— It could use a bit more room in the chest, Isobel remarks, her tone tight.

Her gaze drops to my breasts, and I wonder if she thinks I’m pregnant… Without warning, the memory of my hands on Callum’s groin flashes through my mind, and I feel my cheeks heat instantly. It suddenly feels like a thousand degrees in this room.

— We’re working on that, Lady McGregor, Madame Gordon replies. I need to concentrate to finish these delicate adjustments…

— Of course, Maggie agrees, sitting beside Keira. Go on, Madame Gordon. We’ll be as silent as fish.

The silence that follows is anything but comfortable. I can feel Isobel’s gaze scanning every inch of my figure, probably cataloging flaws to criticize later. Maggie, meanwhile, watches me with a mix of curiosity and satisfaction that reminds me of a scientist observing a promising experiment.

— So, Jane, Maggie says suddenly, breaking the silence. How are you finding our family home so far?

— It’s breathtaking, I answer honestly.

Literally, considering this dress is crushing my lungs and I’ve been holding my breath for fifteen minutes…

— I’ve never seen anything like it.

— I imagine Hollywood must be quite different, Isobel remarks, a trace of condescension in her voice. All that modernity, that glitz, that superficiality…

— Mother, Keira cuts in, I think your disdain for popular culture is showing a little too much.

— It wasn’t disdain, Isobel defends herself. Simply an observation.

— A disdainful observation, Keira mutters into her glass.

I decide to step in before things escalate.

— Actually, Hollywood can be superficial, that’s true. But Los Angeles also has incredible cultural richness. Amazingmuseums, a vibrant art scene, historic neighborhoods… It’s like any other major city.

— You surprise me, Jane, Maggie comments. I didn’t picture you as a museum enthusiast.

— Because I’m an actress? I ask with a faint smile. Or because I’m American?

— Both, I suppose, she replies with disarming honesty. My prejudices do get the better of me sometimes.

— Mine too, I admit. I expected Scotland to be nothing but mist, sheep, and men in kilts playing bagpipes.

Keira bursts out laughing.

— And? Isn’t it?

— It is, completely. But it’s also so much more.

Maggie nods approvingly.

— Well said, my dear. Tell me about your family. Your mother will be at the wedding, I believe?

— Yes, she arrives tomorrow. Saying she’s excited would be an understatement.

— And there’s truly no chance your father will honor us with his presence? Isobel asks.

The question catches me off guard, and I feel my shoulders stiffen. Madame Gordon makes a disapproving noise as my movement disrupts her careful work.

— None at all, I answer shortly.

— Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, Maggie says, with a sincerity that surprises me. Family relationships can be complicated.

— That’s a polite way of saying disastrous, I admit with a forced laugh.