Gary:Why do I have a feeling this question is something you should be calling me about instead of dropping it in the group chat, Vince?
Vince:So, hypothetically, a friend of mine met a new coworker this week, and it’s been a few days of working together every day. He definitely wants in my pants. No doubt in my mind.
Aubrey:You accidentally slipped up there, friend.
Todd:Wait a second.
Gary:Vince, hun... Call me. Please.
Vince:He’s gorgeous. And funny. And interesting. And honest. And real. And I hypothetically want in his pants a little bit too. Or maybe a lot.
Vince:Actually, for sure a lot. I for sure want in his pants a lot.
Vince:Sorry, I don’t know if that made sense. I for sure want a lot in his pants, like a lot. That's the problem.
Vince:A lot.
Eli:I'm over here losing my shit. Vince is broken!
Vince:He has these tight high-rise jeans that drive me wild.
Vince:He always tucks in his tight little shirts.
Vince:Sometimes he wears a belt.
Vince:Sometimes he doesn’t.
Vince:He always leans so damn far over the desk and pushes his chair back out.
Cynthia:Holy shit, my dude.
Wayne:Lol. You’re too far gone man. It’s game over.
Aubrey:Vince finally met a man to go braindead gay over. I’m so excited right now!
Cynthia:You all are seriously my funniest friend group. This has been an amazing moment to experience with you, Vince. Laughing so hard I'm crying.
Vince:It’s not sexual. I really like him.
Eli:That TED talk on the guy’s pants was pretty sexual. Anyone else get off on that?
Gary:He’s about a full ten years younger than you, Vince. What, twenty-five? Twenty-six? Trying to figure out his life right now? This is stupid, he’s too young for you. You have Sam.
Cynthia:Damn, nice job stud.
Vince:I’m serious. Help me, what do I do?
Frank:Are you kidding? Nothing! What about Sam?
Aubrey:I think he’s asking us if he should break up with Sam.
Wayne:Sam is perfect for you. Stop thinking with your second brain and you’ll be fine.
Frank:He’s right, Vince.
Todd:Agreed.
Cynthia:What’s this handsome young devil’s name?
