Ev
I hate you
Santos
Sure
Ev
I mean, it always was? But I felt weird about it (before the day at the beach), because like, I wasn’t supposed to want it when I was reeling from the *thing*, but like that’s not right, is it?
Because it’s you, and we’ve always done our thing, so fuck everything
Santos
I like that attitude
Ev
Good
Oh, my parents are here, by the way
They said they’re cooking your favorite for dinner
Which obviously means their chef is, but whatevs
Santos
How do your parents know what my favorite is?
Ev
I don’t know
I think it’s going to be either raclette or that fancy steak you ordered once for your birthday
Santos
Your ass better hope it’s not raclette
Ev
I can announce I’m vegan
It may take off the heat from the clothes
Santos
You’re okay?
Ev
Hiding away in my room
Santos
I’ll go as fast as I can