Arch
Yes dad! Although I needed more than sunscreen today!
Cole
Do I even want to know what that means?
Ethan
What have you two been up to again?
Arch
Nate wanted some ‘alone’ time with Hayleigh, so he pulled a prank to make sure I couldn’t follow! But Life360 bitch HA
Rafe
Life360? I don’t have that? Why haven’t we been invited to it?
Ethan
Could you not give him ideas, idiot? I don’t need to be tracked every moment of my day.
Cas
Wait a minute…did you say alone time with Hayleigh? Nate! What was the one thing we said? You had ONE job! Emmy is going to flip her lid.
I roll my eyes. These guys are so melodramatic.
Me
Relax, it isn’t like I’ve had my wicked way with her. We’re friends, and we did a friend thing
Although that stunt I pulled in the bathroom wasn’t a very friendly thing to do, that’s neither here nor there.
Cas
Emmy said if you boink her, she’s never forgiving you
Me
Tell Emmy there will be no boinking of any kind.
Arch
*replying to Rafe* You were invited to Life360, but neither of you accepted my invitation, so I took matters into my own hands.
Ethan
What does that mean? Archie, what does that mean?
Arch
*evil grin emoji*
I close out of the chat and leave the rest of my brothers to it, and there is no doubt in my mind that Archie has somehow installed the tracking app on all of our brothers. In a way, it’s nice; it means he knows they’re safe, and that’s a big thing for him. I throw the blanket over my head and burrow into it, and the last thing I think of is the list with Hayleigh and how I can make sure she completes it.
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