Julian is typing…
NOMI
Oh, God. I already see where this is going
Julian is typing…
NOMI
Don’t do it!!!
JULIAN
On the night before a beach trip, I must caution you against any ill-advised attempts to visit “folds town” with an electric hair removal device.
NOMI
We swore never to speak of that night again.
JULIAN
We never swore to that. I would’ve NEVER sworn to that.
NOMI
It was an implied swear.
JULIAN
So… are you… going to?
NOMI
Chill, I’m not going to slice open any labia and ruin another shore weekend.
JULIAN
Good, because I’m on call tonight, and I still need to pack. I simply don’t have time for another trip to “folds town” in a professional capacity.
NOMI
Quit saying “folds town,” or I’m rescinding your invitation.
Julian is typing…
NOMI
JULIAN, GODDAMMIT
JULIAN
Folds town.
JULIAN
EVE INVITED ME, SO YOU CAN’T RESCIND SHIT, WYETH!!
NOMI
