MOM
A son who knows how to text?
JULIAN
I knew this was a mistake. If you’re not willing to help me, just say so.
AUNT EDNA
of course we’re going to help you! What did I tell you about that butthole
MARCO
What DID Aunt Eddie tell you about your butthole???
ELLIO
This sounds concerning.
ALDO
My interest is peeked. Peaked?
MARCO
Piqued.
ALDO
Thanks, bro.
ALDO
Your butthole has piqued my interest.
VERONICA D’ANGELO-BORK
OMG, does Nomi know there’s something wrong with your butthole?
JULIAN
There’s nothing wrong with my butthole!!
AUNT EDNA
Acceptance is the first step to unclenching.
VINNY D’ANGELO, ESQUIRE
if you clowns are done talking about his butthole, can we get down to business?
JULIAN
VINNY D’ANGELO, ESQUIRE
Let’s meet today to discuss. Who can host?
AUNT EDNA
