“Thank you for fixing me up. There any possibility of me persuading you out of looking at the contents of this box?”
“Not a chance. I'm dying.”
“Gah…” She frustratedly growls and tosses her head back with an equal amount of drama as when she'd flopped onto the bed.
“Okay, we can go about this one of two ways. I can ask you to pull them out one by one, or–”
“Nope, fuck that,” she breathes out in a rush, picking up the bin and turning it over on the bed. Damn, she's brave, andfuuuuuck me…that's a lot of fun. I know my jaw is on the floor as I basically look at a mini sex shop spilled onto her comforter. She flipped the script on me. She's still flushed, but the independent, ‘I really don’t need a man to please me, I've got this’ look on her face dares me to challenge her.
“Um, wow.” That’s all I can manage as my eyes feast upon vibrators, dildos, and plugs of all shapes and sizes. “Do you use them all?” I ask with a gulp, and she chuckles.
“Have I? Mostly. Some I forgot existed at the bottom of the box. Some were gag gifts.”
I pick up a tiny glass penis and eye her. She presses her lips together and smothers a giggle.
“Gag gift. I'm sure one could think of a use for it, but nah–that's just cute. Next?”
I pick up a slender purple vibe that's soft to the touch. I turn the knob, but there aren’t any batteries in it. This doesn't get used. I look at her.
“Boring. Was great when I first started.” I roll my eyes like,obviously,and a chuckle leaves her as I put it in a pile with thecuteglass peen. Looks like we're sorting now too. I pick up a larger phallic object that has a suction cup at the bottom of it and wiggle it at her. She covers her mouth with her hand.
“Let me guess, shower fun?” She nods, her shoulders shaking with silent laughter. I eye her again, and she shrugs her shoulders. My eyes widen as I suddenly imagine her suctioning that in weird places in her shower.
“That was okay, but it’s not as fun as–” she searches and pulls out a much better version of it that's firmer, has more ridges, and–oh, my gosh–it vibrates. She sets the power tool in my hand and pushes another button on it that makes it vibrate harder and move in my hand. I look up at her Cheshire grin.
“How’s this work? I mean, which way do you go about using that sucker?”
“Well, plenty of ways. I get creative.”
Instant hard-on.I gulp, then clear my throat. I’d love to see that in action.
“So, um, which ones are your favorites?”
“I'd like to see you guess.”
“Ha. Okay.”
“I'll name the category, you pick the toy.”
I relax a little, sensing she's having a bit of fun with this.
“Favorite vibe.”
I look up at her. She grins.
“Hang on, I'll help and sort these out.” She makes several groups. “There.”
Okay, that does help. I pick up a larger stick vibe and hold it out, then quickly set it back down because she said the other was boring. I reach for a small bullet thingy, but she shakes her head. I decide to pick up a crazy-looking thing with bunny ears that curves into a G-spot wand. She presses her lips together, so I test the ‘on’ button–and it works. I smirk up at her and test the settings. My eyes bug at the power.
“Which setting is your fave?”
She takes it from me and hits a few other buttons, and I watch in fascination as the rabbit's ears dance and beads swirl in the base of the wand.Hmm.
“Nice. Please put me out of my misery and pull out your fave from each group. I'll never guess.”
“Okay then. You've been a good sport thus far.”
It's my turn to chuckle, and I watch as she mulls over her options. She sets out the shower toy, the G-spot vibe, another daunting G-spot thingy, and a black plug of commendable size. I chew on my inner cheek, imagining her using these. How does she take that plug? I shiver just picturing her lube it up and, what, slide it in? Fuck it in?Gah…There's no way she doesn't have to work up to it, and there are so many possibilities for all these things that my dirty mind can't handle. I pick up the plug she picked out and admire the crystal on the bottom. It has a button. Shit, this buzzes too. She snickers and pushes it a few times, and not only does it come to life it moves as well, with an extra press of a different button. Well, just…fuck.
