Why?
Because I’m like five states away from you
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Luan Hayes
December 24th, 8:23 PM
They canceled my flight
Are you serious?!
Yup…
I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKING SNOW!
That’s all?
Pretty much, yeah
OH
I ALSO WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO SKATE SO I CAN IMPRESS FINE AS FUCK HOCKEY PLAYERS
…
Honestly, valid.
On a more serious note, baby
I’m mad as fuck.
I wanted to see your cute little face
I do not have a “cute little” face.
Oh, yes you do, Ma’am
MA’AM?!
Typo
It was supposed to say “Wife”
…I’m breaking up with you
You wish
You love me too much to do it
Oh, shut your cute ass mouth.
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Luan Hayes
January 12th, 3:02 AM
