I need to know!
Ash
Aren’t you supposed to be at work?
Sam
I’m on lunch break
Ash
It’s 11.30am
Sam
Early lunch
Stop deflecting
Answer the question
Ash
No it wasn’t on hay bales!
Sam
That’s disappointing
Ash
It was up against the stable wall
Sam
OH MY
Ash
I know
Sam
I googled him
He’s an underwear model
Ash
I think you googled the wrong person
Sam
Nope
It’s him
Seriously
