She squeezes her eyes shut and holds out her hand, curiosity winning. I shove it in her hand, and she laughs harder.
“You’re lucky I love you. Colin’s going to shit himself when I tell him I held the toy that was in your ass last night.” We flop onto the bed, crying from laughing so hard. I turn it on the lowest setting, and her eyes go wide.
“That’s the lowest setting. Wait for it.” I increase the intensity slowly and enjoy watching Sydney’s jaw drop.
“I’m down, but the question is, what did he think of it?” she smirks coyly.
“It may have been a very pleasant surprise intended for me, but it fucking rocked his world.”
We fall back into a fit of laughter when we hear a throat clear.
Our eyes bulge and we look down at the toy vibrating in Sydney’s hands and start laughing again.
“What the hell did we just walk in on, Mark?”
“Well, um–”
“Honey, catch!” Sydney hollers, tossing the toy toward an unsuspecting Colin. He catches it out of reflex and looks downat it with wide eyes as it buzzes in his hand. Mark is practically crying along with us now.
“What the fuck is this power tool?!” he exclaims, and Sydney laughs harder as I raise the remote and put it back at the highest setting.
“That was in Ava’s ass last night!” Sydney says before exploding with a laugh that steals her breath and turns silent. The best kind of laugh that hurts so bad and feels so good for your soul. She’s slapping at my thigh as she tries to fight for air but fails.
Colin’s jaw drops and he hands it over to Mark immediately. He flushes so red, I actually start to worry about him.
Sydney gasps, drawing in a ragged breath while pointing toward the toy.
“We’re getting one of those. It’s going to rock your world.”
“That is not going in my ass.”
“No, it’s going in mine!” Sydney giggles again.
“How’s it going to rock my world then?” he asks, still so flustered his brain isn’t putting any of it together. Mark slaps his shoulder as he tries to compose himself.
“Welp, since they already seemed to have discussed this at length and we’re all on a whole new level of comfort with one another… She’s not wrong. I wasn’t expecting to feel much, but holy hot damn! It’ll blow your mind.”
I bite my lip and rise from the bed to take back the toy and put it away. I won’t risk raising Colin’s blood pressure any further.
“I’m assuming you guys are finished. Why don’t we head to dinner?”
I follow Colin’s eyes, noticing them on the pole in the corner of my room. I forgot he’s never been in here before.
“Ava, there’s a fucking stripper pole in your room. Who the hell are you?”
We all burst into another fit of cackles as Mark claps his back again and leads him from the room. Poor guy. His view of me just went from sweet Ava to naughty Ava too fast for him to handle. I broke him.
“Did you really think that thing was going in your ass?” Mark mumbles not so quietly as we walk down the hall. Sydney and I toss each other more amused glances. Leave it to Mark to push the limits.
“No!” Colin says turning a shade of red I didn’t think was possible.
“Oohh, but now you’re curious!”
“Shut the fuck up,” Colin growls as our raucous laughs echo through the hall.
“This is already the best double date ever!” Sydney declares as we load into the truck.
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