“Congratulations on kicking ass.”
“I’m fuckingqueen,” Arienna gushes, her eyes bright. “And you’re a princess.Of Raza. You’re like a character in your books now.” Her eyes slide over to my brother. “A hot marriage of con–”
Rolling her eyes, Fabia walks away.
Giggling, Arienna turns to face me. “I think they’re going to have fucking hot sex soon.”
“I’m not talking about my brother’s sex life.”
“Okay, I’ll only tell you about Fabia’s.”
Shaking my head, I turn to greet whatever noble has appeared beside us.
“Kait!” Arienna squeals as she throws herself at a blonde woman she’s only met once in her life as if they were the best of friends.
Kait freezes, her eyes flicking to me in uncertainty. I smile at her, but that doesn’t really seem to put her at ease any. Clearing her throat, she pats my wife awkwardly on the back.
Arienna pulls free but still holds on to her shoulders. “How are you? Has Kyle made you orgasm yet?” The guy in question is standing right beside her.
Kait blushes hard as he grins.
“Your queen asked you a question, Commandress Kait Mangum.”
Her mouth opening and closing, she clears her throat. “My apologies for the delay, Your Majesty. Ah, yes.” She coughs. “Yes, he has.”
“Took fucking ages too,” Kyle says as my wife hugs him too, “but I kept at it.”
“It took twenty minutes,” Kait says with a roll of her eyes as my wife steps back.
“Fucking ages,” Kyle repeated. “I could’ve come twice in that time.”
Her eyes laughing, she smacks him on the shoulder. “Youdidcome twice.”
“But I kept going.” He licks his lips slowly, and she turns the most adorable red.
“Uh... excuse us, Your Majesties.” She bows quickly. “I have a husband I need to discipline.”
“Yes, please excuse us,” Kyle says, “because I want to make sure my wife answers correctly next time.”
As they walk away, Jace shouts, “The closet to the left has a lock on it!”
Arienna giggles as those around us go silent.
Kyle lifts an arm in thanks. Kait buries her head against his shoulder, but she doesn’t protest as he turns left.
“Oh my gods,” Nicholas says, coming up to us with a slice of cake on a tiny plate. “You have to try this. It’s better than sex.”
“Your sex maybe,” Arienna says, making me tense. “Not ours.”
Fuck, here it comes.
“Richard lets me peg him.”
Nicholas freezes with the cake half-way to his mouth. Cursing, he places it back down on the plate and hands the whole thing over to Jace before he walks away.
Laughing, Jace takes a hearty bite, and my wife turns to him.
“You want to know what Richard fantasises about? Me pegging y–”