Once, twice. Fucking perfect.
I was almost afraid to look.
Drew: RED ALERT 911 everyone drop their shit and listen up. Trevor has a hot nanny and she made him pot roast and wants to pot his roast.
Will: WHAT? Wait, hot nanny? Do we get to meet her? I’m in town for the BBQ and to record with you dumb asses.
Will was the core of our group. Next to Drew he sang the most on the tracks and was married to Linc’s sister Angelica Greene, beautiful actress. Hah, been down that road, never again, just never again.
Me: Hilarious.
Ty: We need pictures. And pot your roast doesn’t work bro, try again. I’ll see you losers tonight.
At least Ty admitted to being a total jackass and man whore. The guy said settling down was too domesticated for his blood as proven with the harem of women that followed him around on a daily basis. That’s what you get when you’re one of the best guitarists in the world.
Laid.
Zane: I’ve never been more happy to be part of a text group. What about you, Linc? Alec? Demetri? Jaymeson?
Fantastic.
Shit for brains just had to add in rock duo AD2, superstar Zane “Saint” Andrews, and Jamie Jaymeson.
They were all friends.
All in the industry.
All completely settled down.
Which meant they fed off other people’s drama like piranhas.
Demetri: We should make a home visit.
Alec: I’ll bring pie since she made roast.
Jaymeson: The kids like her? Like they haven’t burned the house down? Teach Alec your ways.
Alec: My kids make me tired. I’ve been tired for so long. Goodnight, Moon.
Linc: Terrifying also known as the day Alec Daniels says Goodnight Moon with tears in his eyes and actually means it.
Me: I’m leaving this group now, some guys have work to do.
Ty: See you tonight, bro!
Linc: I’m just going to say you’re welcome in advance… the nanny will be there.
Demetri: There is a God.
Zane: Wow, I mean, like… what are you going to wear, Trev?
Drew: He smells like beans.
Me: Shut the hell up! Why are you texting me you’re standing literal feet from me outside the studio!
Drew: And yet you’re still in the car getting redder by the second, also don’t wear that shirt, that shirt sucks.
Zane: No shirts. Clothing just takes too much time to take off anyways.
