would you be cool with going out with me, Meredith, and Carlton tomorrow? Mere invited me after you left. I could tell her no, but convincing her we’re legit is kind of the whole point, isn’t it?
Ezra
yeah, it is. no problem
we could meet at Sip of Joy or something
Me
actually, she wants to go eat and ride the swan boats at public garden
Ezra
oooh, sounds romantic
Me
stop.
Ezra
why? you’re my girlfriend now
Me
I literally watched you eat your boogers for a dare once.
Ezra
well, I was there for you the first time you started your thing
Me
thing? What thing?
My cheeks burn as I read, because I know exactly what he’s talking about. I just hope I’m wrong and that he somehow doesn’t remember.
Ezra
your womanly cycle, Rue
Me
STOP. DON’T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN
Ezra
lol, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s natural
Me
There’s nothing natural about you bringing that up!
Ezra
the only reason I brought it up was to make a point
Me
