AJ
I wouldn’t wanna leave either if I was driving that tiny deathtrap of a car.
Me
Don’t do that. He gave it back and got a nice, sensible truck. Thank you.
AJ
Good, bc that nigga got way too much money to be driving that hoopty!
Mom
So, Jr… You know who the mystery man is?
AJ
I do, and I’m willing to spill the beans for a price.
Me
AJ!!!
AJ
can’t say no names, but it’s one of her recent clients whose name rhymes with “Vase”
Amari
Sis, you represented Mase?!
Me
Amari, get yo ass off my phone!
Mom
Amaya, girl you better watch it!
Daddy
Well, now that I know, I expect to see a two time Super Bowl Champion at our cookout in two weeks.
Me
Daddy!
Daddy
That wasn’t a request either. If he’s good enough to be laid up at your house for Lord knows how long, then he’s good enough to come introduce himself like a real nigga.
Mom
I second that.
AJ
Ithird that.
