How did it go?
How did what go?
Cassie
You were going to ask her to go to the wedding with you, right?
How did that go?
You know, the thing you’ve been obsessing about for weeks
Why does everyone keep using the word “obsessed”
Nick
Obvs
Because you’re obsessed
Cassie
I didn’t use the word obsessed
I used the gerund of the word to describe your behavior
Nick
God I love it when you talk brainy
Okay, you two, can you keep your foreplay out of the group chat?
Nick
Will do
As soon as you answer the question
How did it go?
Fine
Nick
Cassie
No. Not
What do youmean “fine”?
???
Cassie
“Fine” isn’t the same thing as, “I asked her out and now we’re together. Expect a wedding invitation in six months to a year.”
Nick
Fine is fine.
