Woo hoo.
About damn time.
What the fuck?
You’re looping your wife in on this?
And how do you know which woman I’m gonna makea move on?
Nick
Dude, you’ve been obsessed with this chick since the day you met. Obviously you’re gonna make your move on her. You haven’t even mentioned another woman since then.
I’m not obsessed.
Cassie
Last Christmas, I introduced you to a friend of mine who used to model for Victoria’s Secret. You couldn’t even remember her name for the two hour duration of the party.
You did?
Cassie
I rest my case
You don’t even remember meeting her.
Nick
Focus up, team.
What do you need advice about?
Some asshole at the office has been sniffing around her. It occurred to me, if I don’t make my move now, he might make it instead.
Nick
What?
A guy might hit on an attractive woman?
Say it ain’t so
Cassie
I don’t think that’s helpful.
You know this might not be an either or situation
She might not be interested in either of you
Obviously
Cassie
However, if you think this potential rival is about to make his move, and you’ll regret it if you don’t act first, then yes, now is the time to act.
Nick