Oh no.
‘I’m SO looking forward to our date, babe,’ he said loudly enough for the whole corridor to stop what they were doing and look at us. I froze in shock while he lifted his headphones back over his ears, winked at me and sauntered off down the hall.
Ella’s mouth dropped open. ‘Whatdid Cal Weston just say to you?’
Remind me to kill you on Saturday
Good evening to you too
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
Say what?
Everyone is going to think we’re dating! We are NOT dating!
Honey, you’re breaking my heart
You need to fix this
Fix what? Your sense of humour?
THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Typical hothead. It’s not a big deal. Gotta go. Talk later
What?! NO, you can’t go! I’m not done with you yet!
Don’t you ever get bored of whining?
How long is this going to take?
As long as it takes for you to tell the whole school that we are not dating and this was all just a stupid joke
You want me to go round to each person at school, ask them if they think me and you are dating and if they say yes you want me to then tell them that they’re wrong?
Yes, great idea. That would be perfect
Dream on, Royale
Just send an email round! Hack into the school database and get everyone’s email addresses. Then you can message everyone in one go
What makes you think I can just hack into the school database??
Because you are a nerd and that’s the sort of thing nerds know how to do
I guess I could . . .
YES! Thank you
Oh no wait, I’m busy. Gotta go
NO! CAL. COME BACK HERE. SEND THE EMAIL
Nope
WHY NOT?
Because you haven’t said the magic word