I need your help
Is this about the party tomorrow? Because the
answer is yes, Mike’s hot single colleague is coming
and I’m putting strategic mistletoe up everywhere
What party tomorrow?
The New Year’s Eve party
What New Year’s Eve party?
Oh bollocks
I forgot to invite you
Hey, are you free tomorrow?
Because we’re having a party and you’re invited!
Oh, thanks, I feel really special
In my defense, you were supposed to be at a wedding
That’s true. I’ll forgive you if you help me.
I need you to tell me I shouldn’t message Cordelia
OK. You shouldn’t message her
I had wanted to say
good luck, hope it goes OK, stuff like that.
It’s going to be really overwhelming for her and I feel bad that she doesn’t have a friend there.
There will be all those fake people at
her wedding she doesn’t like and she needs an ally.
But I shouldn’t message her
Should I?
NO
Obviously don’t message her, you crazy person!!
SHE FIRED YOU!
You don’t send nice messages to people who fire you!
THIS IS THE TIME TO BE SASSY
Right. You’re right
I am sassy
